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I love scotch. Scotchy-scotch-scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly, mmm-mm-mm.

I love lamp.

GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!

I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.

60% OF THE TIME, IT WORKS EVERY TIME.

YOU POOPED IN THE REFRIGERATOR AND YOU ATE AN ENTIRE WHEEL OF…

Oh, Baxter my little gentleman. I’ll take you to foggy London town ‘cause you are my little gentleman.

 San Diego is spanish for whale’s vagina.